I've had years and years and years of wanting to be sixteen. A grown up.
'welcome to the real world'
When i was younger i thought being older was like a party i wasn't invited to and when i grew up all the secrets of old agedism and wisdome would come to me along with a car a house and a massive a bank account. With 17 days to go until i'm sixteen im still holding on to that belief. (Feel free to donate a car house or masisve bank balance if you don't want my dream to be crushed)
Rule 1 of blogging: Always put a lil bit of emotional blackmail into your blogs 
Well i thought what do i want for my birthday a massive £500,000 like the brats on MTV get would be nice but unless i win the lottery from now till then somehow i just don't think it's goingn to happen. (Again feel free to send me monies so i will have my greastest dram come true)
I thought and thought about what i'd like and a saviour came in the form of Scouting for girls. Love em or hate em it's your choice but as long as your reading this YOU WILL LOVE THEM. Their going to perform on the 1st Dec at the carling academy and i had planned to get tickets. After a lot of hoo haa boo baa and discussion with my mates it was deciding we would go but wo betide me the golden treasures of the alcopops had been stolen. Losely translated that means they were sold out. Needless to say i was upset until i read The script were coming so again i was happiiiiiii and smileeeeeey and we were going to book tickets but they got sold out. Now you might think bad luck was the cause but i'm certain someone somewhere was determined to stop me from having a super sixteen.
So i moaned.
And i groaned.
I cried.
And i got over it.
That was until i found out theh Fratellis were coming to town and to stop whichever powers which were working against me from runing my life ( IF you think this is dramatic then you should see me on a bad day) and quickly bought tickets. Which are being stowed safley in a safe somewhere of the coast of Peru. Now the other option was i look after then but after the fourth time i lost them in a day they were taken from me and looked after my bgy non losing things mates which is fine unless they lose them in which case i will find which ever madman is stopping me from going and stamp on his Genitals. And if that madman turns out to be madwoman i will stick a pair of genitals on and then stamp on them.
Nothing will stop me! Nothing....apart from illness death loss of tickets gig cancelation parental madness.....apart from that nothing.
So if anyone else is going on the 5th of December C YOU THERE :d
